BODAK BROWN (Cardi B Bodak Yellow Parody) – RwnlPwnl
Based on a true story…
Free Download: https://soundcloud.com/farosty/bodak-brown-bodak-yellow-parody
Starring: @Farosty, @TheRealJ_Dog as Chris, @AmberAzadi & @WhosDawid
LYRICS:
Said, listen Chris I can’t be this white if I wanted to
These are mirchay (hot peppers) this masala (flavoring) there is more than salt in food
What’s this gluten vegan gmo I’ve never had to choose
I work out but jogging at 5 in the morning’s not the move, look
I don’t want your shakes, I want mango juice
Said I don’t drink this shit, I drink mango juice
If I see you and I sneak, I just can’t do lunch with you
I’m a desi, eat breakfast at 3, i can’t lunch at 2
Now he say he gon do yoga too? Yeah I’m out this bish
Pagal (idiot) Chris, I want foreign shows, why’d you take my dish
Then get mad cuz I got non-angrasy (non-white) shows on Netflix
You be making trips to starbucks I could make you honest tea
Honestly, you can’t make a cup of chai with quality
Stop tryna get me to bring you pills from my uncle’s pharmacy
I don’t party with these bros, these bros aint a part of me
I won’t lax, or join frats, just to pay for company
Suno (listen), I cannot handle your dog, just get a cat
How does he get on a tat, Chris this is not an attack
Even though when you watch football I think you’re on crack
I let you listen to bee gees, play me Panjabi MC please
He watches seinfeld and friends
He goes to sleep in no pants
He’s got a poster of Pence
I’ve been coughing for a week, you keep vaping I can’t breathe
All the pans got bacon grease, there’s like 7 other meats
What’s the deal? Water distilled. Can we not drink almond milk?
Costume parties in my kurta now he’s really gotta chill
Said, listen Chris I can’t be this white if I wanted to
These are mirchay (hot peppers) this masala (flavoring) there is more than salt in food
What’s this gluten vegan gmo I’ve never had to choose
I work out but jogging at 5 in the morning’s not the move, look
I don’t want your shakes, I want mango juice
Said I don’t drink this shit, I drink mango juice
If I see you and I sneak, I just can’t do lunch with you
I’m a desi, eat breakfast at 3, i can’t lunch at 2
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